About me

About me


I’m a poet, excusemonger, self-aggrandiser, trainee human being and an utter failure at making toast.

I like to think that I’m distantly related to the first Rajah of Sarawak, even though that’s a geneological impossibility.

During termtime I subsist in Earlsdon.

I have a weakness for silk ties.

I have no birth marks, scars or inherent special powers, and I’m pretty bitter about it.

I hide behind big words.

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