All entries for December 2005

December 27, 2005

Evenings at pubs provoke interesting experiments….

Please select your favourite quotation of the following:

1.'She died because someone blew her head off with a really big fuckoff gun'.

2.'She sleeps amongst flowers now, woe is me'.

Just write 1 or 2.


December 23, 2005

The things Wordsworth can do to vulnerable peoplein their twenties…......

I just realized I am actually writing an essay that argues that when people die they actually are living on as flowers.
I so must be on drugs.
God bless grass….....

December 03, 2005

FIRE A–BLOODY–LARMS!

Well.

Was loving the market-place

BUT THEN

As has happened 6/10 times since I've lived off campus and visited the union (2 years) the fire alarm went off. This time though someone nicked my phone and decided to text people stupid things in order to complicate my life. Ie texting people who'd text me with provocotive or angry messages.

I was in the toilets with my mobile phone back, texting one person and trying to explain this (in a very drunk way) when a big scary bouncer literally pushed me out of the door by the cloak room as I was 'disobeying' him!

Steven Hoon is actually a Godsend and stopped me getting banned from the union. Although I have a funny feeling I won't be going back for a long, long time.

Going into secret hiding now for a while.


December 01, 2005

whoops

Follow-up to Getting People to Comment from This pendent world

Prostitute!!! As in whore. She's also a lesbian.

Getting People to Comment

I havn't written a blog that anyone will comment on for ages!
If you write stuff that you think is vaguely interesting, nobody comments and you realize you really aren't vaguely interesting at all.
But if you write crap stuff nobody comments either.
And if you try and be funny you realize you're a girl so obviously you aren't.
Even writing stuff to my friends only occasionally gets a 'hi Jess'.
I toyed with writing something racist or anti-sematic or equally as disturbing and inviting debate but can't bring myself to do it.

Was gonna write rude words in big letters here to get a response but also find that a little bit scary.

I have a friend who's becoming a prostitue and is really happy about it.

Gonna go practice for the Nationals now.


Smoking

Just had bit of a debate over smoking-ban-type-overly-discussed stuff.

Got me thinking. At the SRA awards last week someone cool and famous gave me a ciggy and so I smoked it (how mindless and shallow i turn when drunk!)As an ex-smoker this has effected me a lot since. SOOOO…. I found some 'nicotene and tabacco free' ones! They appear to have a marajuana leaf on the front, and they certainly are sented similarly. However, they are completely herbal; made of marshmellow,eucalyptus and ginseng or something. They make me feel relaxed; tricking my senses into thinking I've smoked! I have about one every two days and they are great!

Advise anyone giving up to pop along to your nearest hippyish shop and get some!

More interestingly. I went to some guys' house tonight who are fourth year computer sciencey men (hi if you are reading Rob, Dean, Steve). Just want to mention the majority had experience of people named 'Duck'. Seriously. People name their children 'Duck'. HOW FUNNY IS THAT???

VERY much so.


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