I am a shameless Eurovision fan. Or rather, I should say I am a shameless Wogan fan. So I am looking forward to rewarding a hard day's worth of revision with a night in front of the world's campest TV show with pizza and friends.
But seriously. I know it's meant to be camp, but Scooch? You must be joking.
I can feel another nil points brewing...and I will laugh my ass off if it happens.