APFB (All Points Fashion Bulletin)
One pair of the coolest ear muffs in history.
Last sighting: On the Line 12 metro platform at St. Lazare, on the ears of a tiny and incredibly fashionable franco-asian lady. Wearing the same coat as this reporter.
Description: Ear-muff shaped. Black (presumably fake) fur that looked like it had been combed considerably more than the wearer's own hair. Appearance of being able to keep you warm and yet tres tendance in the middle of a snowstorm in the Antarctic (where fashion really counts).
Reward: I will have warm ears and be cool. That should be reward enough.
(Disclaimer: Above picture is a likeness only, actual earmuffs may not resemble those displayed)