A Polite Request to Michael Fish
Can you arrange for the weather in Paris to look more like this:
And less like this:
I just bought some bonkers oversized sunglasses and a pair of bargainous flip-flops that cost £3 and it's really annoying me that I can't wear either.
French expression of the day: 'Ca me fait chier' (translation: that pisses me off, but the literal expression is far better: that makes me shit)