Who is this classy laydee?

OK, well, I am Jess, Tiny, JJ, Midget, Runt, Jones, Jonesy, Pixie Butt, Bitch…call me what you will, so long as it’s not “Southerner”.

I’m a final year French student, which means I got to live it up and attempt bankruptcy in the wonderful wonderful city of Paris for a year. Vive la vie parisienne!

I spent 3 months working for Disney last year and fucking loved it.

I love dance music, photos and my mates, Will Smith can be my private sex slave any time and never, EVER, let me loose on other people’s wine.