All entries for February 2005
February 03, 2005
**STEVE PRETTY IS NOT DEAD**
STEVE IS NOT DEAD. I saw him yesterday. I like to think I would be able to determine if someone was dead or not. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t.
Yes, I know there was that whole business of his benefit gig/wake on Sunday. It differed from most wakes but the fact that HE WAS THERE. “Ah,” I hear you say, “but most people are at their own wake – in a coffin.” Alright… I concede that. But Steve not only was there, he was playing the trumpet as well.
So, in conclusion – STEVE IS NOT DEAD. I talk to at least one person a day who thinks that he is. I'm beginning to wish I was…
03 Feb 2005 13:32
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"Dogless Dave's Amazing Pump Clips And Nozzles
I saw this label on a box after playing a gig for the MBA. It was in the Warwick Hospiltaity office next to The Bar.
I consider this to be one of the least likely sentences that anyone could encounter. I challenge the people of the Blogs to submit an more absurd (yet meaningful) sentence.
Maybe we can engage in a quest to find THE setence that is utterly confusing and yet bears resemblence to reality.
03 Feb 2005 13:13
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