All entries for Wednesday 29 September 2004
September 29, 2004
do it. think it. bolg it!
I usually think it first – then do it. Perhaps I am in the minority.
Of course this is a very cunning attempt by the university to track student motions, perform demographic analysis on us, monitor illegal activities and find out the type of teapot we use.
There are probably dozens of employees trained in the martial art of reading – plowing through blog after blog – searching for an enigmatic reference to how that sheep got onto Car Park 5 last night.
Be careful fellow students… this is a trap. Look at what they did to Lord Byron for goodness sake! The VC is a zombie. He removes brains.
Quick, I spot a man in black motioning towards my terminal. I must go into hiding until the truth has set me free…