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June 04, 2005

Top 5 Coolest Blokes in the World

The top 5 coolest blokes in the world:

1. Tom Jones
2. Bryn Terfel
3. Al Pacino
4. Eddie Izzard
5. B.B. King

If you think you know of a bloke who is cooler than one of these, call: 0898 99 55 44 COOL BLOKE

Calls cost 90p a minute; calls may be recorded for training and/or comedy purposes; this blog accepts no responsibility for loss of revision and/or sleep; the steering wheel is optional


Pseudonyms

Sting is a cool pseudonym. Elvis Costello is equally cool.

I want a pseudonym too.

Any suggestions?


Tantric sex

Also, what is tantric sex all about? Sex, but slower… that's pretty much all I know about it. Sting's into it, apparently. Any enlightened ones amongst the Warwick blogging community?


Out of touch (follow–up)

Follow-up to Out of touch… from Jerzy's blog

Also, do newspapers breed? I'm a bit of a self-confessed hoarder anyway, in that I'll go through a cycle of keeping any article that looks vaguely interesting, then after a couple of months realising that my room has so much paper in it that I've forgotten what colour my floor is and throwing the whole lot away, but the newspapers seem to breed by themselves when I'm asleep. Crazy.

Out of touch…

I've just realised that I haven't read a paper for about a month. With exams looming (or, in my case, almost finished), gone are the days when I could litter my room with enough remnants of the Sunday Times to carpet Lakshmi Mittal's penthouse…

I've sent so much time reading out of necessity lately. I haven't read for pleasure for quite a while.

Does anyone else feel my pain?


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