Film Reviewer Gone Crazy
Oh, not from me. Rather I'm directing you to one of my favourite film reviewers. I don't always agree with what they say, but they do review films in the most hilarious ways. Tagline: potentially offensive.
Their review of Solaris is one of the funniest they've ever done … though you might not get it if you're not really a 'film person'.
So here goes, Ruthless Review on Steven Soderbergh's Solaris.
PS - If you want more, the most extreme one that they've done, one that makes you REALLY want to see the movie, is the review of Deep Blue.