March 09, 2006

Social – Amazing, for the most part…

Ok, for future reference, if anyone sees me texting people when I'm drunk, will you plleeeeeeeease remove my phone from my hands and not let me have it back.

Sorry to anyone who did get random texts last night. U lucky few…

March 03, 2006

I Hate Competing

Ready, Set, Go make a fool of yourself as captain of the B Team at the Student Nationals!

Woo, it's going to be (admittedly unobserved, thanks to the second isolation) absolute carnage.

Bugger bugger bugger, why could I get an eye infection?

However, I think we could do ok. We only need to finish four places above Nottingham B and two above Lufbra B (HA!) to top the B Leauge again… Do-able. Nigh-on impossible, but still slightly do-able. Maybe. Equally my maths might be slightly off, in which case we could be screwed.

March 01, 2006

Pub Golf Ruled

Ok, so, here's a bit of a round up of Pub Golf last night…

It was a cheap evening, I managed to spend under a tenner, woo! I was totally sober right up until Kate's house, when the full force of alllllllllllllll that alcohol hit me. All at once. Which was fun… I think it was at Kate's house when I obtained two rather noticable love bites on my back!!! I thiiiiink, (but am by no means sure) that Jean, Sarah and then Simon were, in fact, biting my back. I feel this is a bit weird. I was very drunk. Oo, and me and the girls had yet another ace drunken girly conversation!

And I really can't remember getting from Kate's to the last bar, but I think we lost Stu, Mel, and maybe Jean along the way. What an ace night!!!

February 19, 2006

Buy a Harrier Jump Jet…

This was in the paper today… It wold be quite funky if you needed a uniform for a dressing up night! Disposal Services Agency

Jon has already decided that he wants a jump jet and a destroyer for his birthday…

BBC clips

And another great idea for distracting yourself fom your degree… The BBC's comedy clips website. Here's a classic from The Brittas Empire

The World's Smallest Pacman

I know I've already written about this… but for those of you who haven't seen it, this is ace for distracting you from work!

It is, quite simply, The World's Smallest Pacman

February 18, 2006

Essay time again…

Oh yes, it's that time again when I will do absolutely anything to distract myself from the evil-ness that is my Poetry and Society essay. Yuck. Soooo, training was quite a good distraction, by the way, ace turn-out today troops! And excellent random incorperation of handcuffs into the incident. I'm still not sure where they appeared from…

So… entertain me. Stun me with fantastic facts or confuse me (not difficult) with film quotes. Only, no more knock knock jokes. Please.

Transmission ends.

February 05, 2006

In Hatred of Yellow Torpedo Buoys

They are evil and that's all I'll say on the matter. Except to say sorry to the rest of the A Team, once again.

All in all, it wasn't a great comp, since I spend much of it holding on to people… the spinal in the dry and Jon with a broken collar bone in the wet. My swim and tow was quite good though.

On more interesting matters, the social was ace! We had two bottles of Corkey's on the way to the pub, one of which was yummy apple sourz flavoured, and then I got wonderfully trashed. Walkabout was ace and we even had apple sourz there, woop! And they played Mr Brightside… which was brilliant! The costumes were pretty fantastic, we were cops and robbers…

Dancin on the table

Here's Stu look smooooth as ever!

Mr Stu

Also, I appear to have aquired Unidentifiable Drinking Injuries and it feels like someone's punched me and given me a black eye! Granted, not as obvious as Stu and Simon's black eyes this morning, but it really hurts!

February 01, 2006

Hangover+Gym=The Stupidest Idea in the World EVER

So I have a hangover. This is largely due to the fact that Jon made me drink half a bottle of red wine whilst I was in the bath, getting ready to go out, but also due to the fact that Jean got LOADS of alcohol and put it all in cocktails and then (sort of) forced me to drink lots of it! Also, the fact that Jean had got enough pasta to feed the five thousand did not take the edge off my drunkenness…

By the time we got to Sarah’s, Vodka Jelly seemed like a really good idea… and having it poured down my throat by Jean seemed just as sensible.

Mirage was fun, it was nice and quiet and it was a good night all round.

However, this morning, despite sticking to Stu’s patented “drink four pints of water before you go to bed” hangover prevention routine, my head was killing me and standing up was a dangerous activity that I did not want to attempt.

I, being the intelligent person that I am, decided it would be a good idea to go to the gym. Mmm, I feel RUBBISH! I just want to go hoooome!!!

January 30, 2006

Spot the Film Quote…

Does what it says on the tin. I'm still quite bored…

Spot the film that the quote is from:

1. "We're going to need a bigger boat."
2. "It's called… a lance… hello?!"
3. "Where is the stone???"
4. "But why's the rum gone?!"
5. "Nobody… messes… with the do!"
6. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
7. "You are, without doubt, the worse pirate I have ever heard of!"
"Ah, but you have heard of me."
8. "Don't forget what the Monty Python boys always say."
"What, always look on the bright side of life?"
"No, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
9. "This is my dance space, that's your dance space."
10. "She puts the itch in bitch."
"She puts the whore in horrifying!"
11. "I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug…"
12. "Cracking cheese…"
13. "Enough. That's enough now"

Right, fire away. I bet that no one can get all of them!

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