All entries for January 2005

January 28, 2005

Mel 'Helium' Hargreaves for Sports Officer!

Hey all, listen up.

I don't normally get too interested in politics or the Union elections, but voting begins on Wednesday for next year's Union Officers, and I want you all to vote for Mel Hargreaves for Sports Officer!

She's a really cool person, I met her through the Lifesaving club, and, well, if you want to read all about her policies, go here

Oh, and she'll be carrying a helium balloon round all next week, just so you know who she is!

Hope that's got you all convinced!

January 27, 2005

Lifesaving Social, Feel a Bit Sick…


For starters, we played fast hands, with two bottles of VK each. Not good because a) it is very gassy and b) it has caffine in it, which meant I got all of half an hour's sleep last night.

Then we played many more drinking games, I got through another VK, a Reef and two pints of Purple (Note to self: don't mix drinks. Ever ever ever) Games resulted in hilarious episode with one of our Presidents standing on his chair, singing Chesney Hawks and dancing…

Then we went to Score, where the only songs worth mentioning were Queen, "Don't Stop Me Now" and Nivarna, "Smells Like Teen Spirit". The rest was just poor. Apart from the Baywatch theme, obviously. And we danced and it was really cool!

So in summary, VK + Fast Hands + Purple + Queen + Baywatch = 1/2 hour's sleep and an amazing night all round!

January 25, 2005

Thought for the day

It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the airforce has to hold a bakesale to buy a bomber.

January 24, 2005


Who the smeg is it that keeps leaving bloody loo roll in the corridor next to the kitchen?!?! It's really not funny. I have a sneaking suspicion it may be Amir and Rob… Gits.

Downstairs, (i.e. Jill) is this a problem for you???


I am very very very bored.

Hanif Kureishi is fairly readable, but I have nearly finished him and I need to move on to some LiMW poetry…

But it's just so damn boring!

Might just blog for a bit…

January 20, 2005

Hmmm… I appear to be quite drunk…

Very interesting, I think I am quite seriously tipsy, therefore please ignore any spelling or grammatical mistakes (forgive me Jill).

The reason this is interesting is not, as it may appear at first glance, because this is the first time I have been drunk. No no, far from it. It's interesting because I've only been at the crushed-crowded-anyone-fancy-a-game-of-sardines-pound-per-drink-evil-music-playing-hell-hole that is Varsity for an hour! Yes, just one hour and I'm pissed.


Now I'm rambling. And I'm going to watch a film. Hi Adele, if you're reading this…

January 18, 2005

Benefactors is Brilliant

Just for all you people who don't know already… Benefators shared rooms are on two floors!

Yes, that's right, two floors!

I only just remembered how brilliant this is after visiting someone with a single room… My room is HUGE!

Sorry, that's my gloatage done for the day…

January 17, 2005

Cool Quotes

Writing about web page

Ok, so I was attempting to finish my Modes essay and I was bored, and I found this site… And it does exactly what it says on the tin.

Here are some brilliant examples, which are also excellent as (fairly long) MSN names…

– The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. William Clayton

– Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

– Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.

– Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

– Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

– If God was a woman, sperm would taste of chocolate.

And my personal favourite…

– The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

Have fun!

January 11, 2005

Are you bored or trying to avoid doing an essay???

Writing about web page

Of course you are, that's why you're browsing the blogs right now…

So, just for you, I have provided a lovely link to a very cool site that is highly addictive…

You get to play games with Penguins! You get to throw them at targets and sling them up at cliffs, and, and, and, like wow!


Thought for the Day

I haven't done one of these for ages because, well, I haven't had any thoughts…

"Avoid giving LSD to guide dogs" Billy Connolly

"My one regret in life is that I was not someone else" Woody Allen

True, true.

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