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Well. I have just been swapping insults with my friend from home Verity. Who is a bit mad. And the insults made me laugh so much, I just had to share…

Me: smeg head
Vee: spam features
cheese brain
pumpkin eyebrows
cucumber nose
sprout toes
stilton ears
raison eyes
garlic breasts
pasta bum
salad knees
pizza tummy
haddock thighs
parsnip shoulders
broccolli cheeks
breadcake ears

Obviously, the duplicate use of the word ears meant that Vee lost, she is a loser, she sucks, I rule and she drools.

Yey!

: 16 Mar 2006 16:54 |  Comments (0) |  Report a problem