All entries for Wednesday 23 February 2005
February 23, 2005
I have just had the most cool idea.
Well, ok, maybe it's not totally origional, but I really like it anyway, so…
I have decided that there is not just one God sat in Heaven twiddling his almightly thunbs. No. Nor are there a number of Hindu Gods up there, twiddling their respective heads. No no.
In fact, all the Gods that have ever been worshiped are all up there together, sitting around, getting drunk on ambrosia and creating George Bush. Obviously, Chirstian God can't get too lashed on a week night because he still has so many people's prayers to see to. On the other hand, the Greek Gods can do what they damn well please, and the Norse Gods can wage war in Valhalla each day and get utterly trashed with everyone else each night.
Eros obviously gets a bit bored every February and pops down to earth to cause misery for all single people. Of course, Thor, Jove and Zeus get to have a bit of a get together and rain down some divine thunder now and again. The Egyptian Gods probably have their own little section because they all look a bit scary.
Hell, of course, would be equally eclectic, with the various underworlds all existing alongside each other. Satan probably shouts across to The Underworld now and then, "Oi, Hades, I'm a bit low on demons for stabbing and burning today, got any spare?"
Pictures to follow if I get round to it…
I'm such a child.
Sarah looked out of our window this morning and told me it had snowed. So I sat bolt upright, looked out of the window, noted that it has indeed snowed, and went hopping around the room like a three year old.
Now I'm going outside to throw snowballs at Sarah. Oh, the maturity.