All entries for Monday 17 January 2005

Cool Quotes

Writing about web page http://www.coolquotescollection.com

Ok, so I was attempting to finish my Modes essay and I was bored, and I found this site… And it does exactly what it says on the tin.

Here are some brilliant examples, which are also excellent as (fairly long) MSN names…

– The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. William Clayton

– Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

– Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.

– Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

– Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

– If God was a woman, sperm would taste of chocolate.

And my personal favourite…

– The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

Have fun!

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