All entries for Monday 17 January 2005
January 17, 2005
Writing about web page http://www.coolquotescollection.com
Ok, so I was attempting to finish my Modes essay and I was bored, and I found this site… And it does exactly what it says on the tin.
Here are some brilliant examples, which are also excellent as (fairly long) MSN names…
– The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. William Clayton
– Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
– Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
– Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
– Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
– If God was a woman, sperm would taste of chocolate.
And my personal favourite…
– The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.