A: You’re annoyed with me aren’t you.
B: Why should I be annoyed with you?
A: I don’t know but you are.
B: Why do you always think I’m annoyed?
A: Well the fact that you’re staring at the ground for a start.
B: Well what else? Just because I happen to look at something other than you, you automatically assume I’m annoyed?
A: Ok, so you’re not annoyed.
A: Although you do seem a bit…
B: Well I’m sorry if I’m a tad irritated that my boyfriend took two hours to reply to my text.
A: So you are annoyed with me!
B: It was two hours! How long would it have taken you? A minute?
A: I was in labs! I said I was sorry.
B: It’s fine. I wouldn’t have wanted to waste sixty precious seconds of your day. I don’t care, I know you don’t love me anymore anyway.
A: What? How on earth did you end up with that idea?
B: From your text. When I finally got it.
A: No…I said I’d meet you at three. There’s not really much to read into.
B: The end of the text.
A: Oh for goodness sake show me… Right, now I must have been misinformed because I thought that kisses were a good thing.
B: You gave me two
B: You only gave me two kisses when you normally give me three.
A: Did it not cross your mind that I might have been distracted at the time?
B: By who exactly?!
A: Why do you always suppose there’s a who? Can’t I just be allowed to be busy doing work! Come on! One kiss hardly means the end of the world! How about I send four next time? Would that be better or would it make us engaged?
B: …So there’s no who.
B: …And you still love me?
B: See I told you I wasn’t annoyed.
Every week I keep meaning to put things on here but never get around to it, (not that my timetable is anywhere busy enough to make decent excuses for not doing so!) but I hope to put things up more regularly from now on!