All entries for Thursday 04 May 2006
May 04, 2006
…is without a doubt the worst thing that I've ever put in my mouth is the new Pepsi Max Cinno or whatever it's called. Basically it's the pepsi that taste like coffee. It is vile and I bought it without realising! It was days before I eventually realised that it was worse than Pepsi usually is; I felt quite the fool.
I desperately hope no–one else falls fowl to this terrible mistake; they ought to put up warning signs.
are delicious! I think they were raspberry and mascaponi (or something like that). Without a doubt the best thing that I've ever put in my mouth.
I must apologise to those happy few that listened to my bulletin yesterday on RaW in which I forecast heavy rain for today! For people reading this in the future I should also note here that far from rain it has been one of the hottest and nicest days of the year so far!
Damn; how did I get that wrong?! I'm sure many, many people listened and campus was awash with many angry people carrying umbrellas (how do you spell that?) and wearing wellies etc.
Oh my god!
I was doing some revision on the floor (as you do) when I suddenly noticed how very very raaaaaank my diiiiirty diiiiirty room was. To be fair I don't remember the last time I cleaned it and I am a filthy individual at the best of times.
So I decided to clean it (pretty much cos it beat doing further revision which was making me angry and sad inside). I'll spare you the horrifying details but now the floor is blue and not the strange grey colour it had become…in fact all my room is now in colour whereas it was in greyscale before – I thought it was my eyes.
I'm going to turn into one of those old men who when they die they find them lying in their arm chair surrounded by squallor! You know the type; turds everywhere, empty packets of crisps etc and drink all over the place, more dust in the air than oxygen and a massive overgrown ecosystem of ungodliness in the bread bin. I'm quite looking forward to it and I'll laugh heartily at the idea of someone cleaning my abomination of a bathroom whilst I'm in my cold, cold grave. You've got to have something to look forward to.
Incidentally I put socks on my hands to dust cos I didn't have any dusters. The technique is both effective and hilarious.