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May 01, 2005

Billeh Communicates

After Billeh got over his alcoholic tendancies, he was introduced to the world of communications. Nowadays we all have a mobile phone and Dave gave Billeh his one to play with.

We have all seen teenagers with phones virtually glued to their faces, and Billeh was the same.


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Billeh loved this new communication tool. He ran up a huge bill for Dave by speaking to everyone like fellow art dolls around the world, friends and family of Dave, all sorts of people.

Unfortunately, Dave had some rather more risque phone numbers in his contact list. Why they were there is a purely a matter of speculation considering Dave has a girlfriend. But nevermind, Billeh soon found the delights of flirt lines, and "women who will talk to you about anything, wink wink". Well, you get the idea.

Billeh was to experience the pleasures of phone sex, although slightly too literally.


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Billeh's sex drive had been kick started. The vibrate function in combination with some "hot bird" flirting on the phone proved to be too much to resist for Billeh, especially considering the relative sizes of the phone to Billeh.

So this proved to be a rather intense experience for Billeh, which would then lead to his desire of yet more extreme sexual encounters.


Walk: Leamington to Earlsdon

South Leamington Spa (Sydenham) to Earlsdon via Kennilworth…
This is about 15 miles ish, I'm not exactly sure.

This takes about 3 hours and 15 minutes to walk and somewhere around 30,000 steps for me.

I did that last week, I was worn out but surprisingly didn't ache the next day. I was also carrying shopping which actually made my arms ache more than my legs.

Anyway, it was a rather symbolic walk and made for good thinking time.
The day's events needed thinking about. The final result of it all was bad. Excessive walking or cycling is how I do "angst" and life-thinking.

Maybe in the long term things will be ok.

Need to think? Body can handle it? Walk or Cycle.


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