The legend that is Tim Westwood graced the marketplace stage tonight
He is comically awful
He disturbs birthday celebrations with his faux-bigshot-celebrity schtick
He makes this noise when he plays a record "Woooooah, lets get fucked up tonight"
He calls all ladies "Babygirl"
He left the stage after twenty minutes of his set. This is because he is an old man who needs ample rest.
"Put your guns in the air...Put your guns in the air!
Put your guns down....There killin' my boys on the streets"
"There's a war goin' on!There's a war going on!"
"Everybody scream if you is a Fresher; Everybody scream if you is in Rootes; everybody scream if you is in Arthur Vick; everybody scream if you is in Benefactors"
(Why Can't We Scream If We Is In WESTWOOD?)
This professional and concise review brought to you by Jumpin Jack Howson and Crown Jules Maynard (currently missing, presumed exhausted from WESTWOOD lovin')