December 11, 2005

We wish you a Merry Christmas

Earlier this evening came an unexpected knock at the front door. I peeked out the curtains to see a couple of young chav lads leaning against the wall just outside. They must only have been 13 years old or so. I opened the door to be greeted by the most god-awful, lacklustre rendition of We wish you a Merry Christmas you could ever have the bad luck to hear. No smiles, no effort, and one of them remained slumped against the wall whilst ‘singing’.

I laughed, shouted “That’s enough!” and gave them a quid (well, why not? – the incident amused me). They thanked me and swaggered off.

Less than 5 seconds later the knock came again. It was another pair of chav lads, roughly the same age. An almost as bad chorus of Merry Christmas began again.

“No chance,” I said “I’ve just had your mates here this second.”

“Alright mate”, they politely said, “Happy Christmas anyway” and wandered off.

Cheeky little sods.

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  1. me

    yeye bt dats wt chavs r 4 init at least dey wa makin da effort t make money rava dan nikin stuff init dey sounded polite at least dey knocked rava dan raided ur house

    18 Jan 2006, 18:20

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