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April 30, 2007

Thomas the Tank Engine In Da Club

Watch – it’s flipping funny!


January 04, 2007

Slow News Day

Writing about web page http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/232/232268_forget_the_love_train__get_on_the_sex_bus.html

What’s even more stupid is how seriously First are taking it!


October 30, 2006

Mind the bollards

Check this out! It’s a video of some motorists trying (and failing) to get through the bollards in Manchester City Centre (which are only passable by the Metroshuttle buses).

Don’t you just love idiot drivers?!


August 30, 2006

How Democracy Works

I remember seeing this short animated film on a rental video once, I think it's quite good!

July 16, 2006

I think I may be making a habit of these jokes…

I made this one up in a car park yesterday….

Have you heard that in some places you can be fined for stripping off in car parks?

Its known as 'Display & Pay'.


July 01, 2006

Sorry, another joke….

Got the inspiration for this one at Tesco the other night…..

Did you hear about the Oyster who only ever bought presents for himself and no–one else? His friends told him not to be so shellfish.


June 22, 2006

Why myspace annoys me….

myspace e-mails

June 17, 2006

Who are they protecting again?!

Just thought I'd share this little amusing scene that happened earlier today…

So, I'm sat on a bench, eating my Subway Melt (mmmmmm…), and on another bench nearby there are sat a woman sat with (I assume) her son, and a (I assume again) friend. Over by a nearby tree is (I assume once more) her younger son, crying and throwing a tantrum, and the mother and friend is ignoring him. Anyway, her older son stands up and, for whatever reason, kicks his brother (quite, but not very, hard) in the back. This causes a woman stood nearby to shout at the older child–

"Oi! What do you think you're doing?"

followed after a brief pause by this classic –

"If you do that again I'll report you to the RSPCA!"

(I know, the RSPCA and NSPCC are SO easily confusable…...)

Cue the mother and friend bursting into laughter despite being worn out seconds ago and a woman shouting at her son. I admit, I nearly choked on my Melt on overhearing it…..


June 16, 2006

Chavs 'Sleeping' on Trains

Right, maybe its just me, but has anyone else noticed that, at the slightest hint of any tiredness on any form of Public Transport, Chavs always rest their heads in this exact position? (That's me by the way, doing a demonstration, not a chav).

Chavs Slepping on Trains

It's something I've been noticing for a while, but when I was on a train earlier today, two of the species got on, sat opposite each other, and within minutes were both obviously so knackered that they needed to go to sleep, which, being a Mathematician I found interesting, as they were in almost exact symmetry with one another!

I don't think that they're actually able to sleep in any other position besides this one – if you do see one doing something different, let me know! Good old Chavs, who need to copy each other to the extent that they sleep in the same position as each other…..

Oh, one more things thats intriguing me at the moment – what's with this other Chav fad of walking round with your phone in your hand (or even worse, round your neck) playing out loud (minus headphones) the latest faddy, crap dance/R 'n' B song at a volume loud enough for the entire street/shop/bus/train/town to hear? It's never any good music either! I assume it's just all a part of this Chav culture of showing you like all the same stuff as all of your friends, regardless of whether it's actually any good…

Anyway, that's enough over–use of the word 'Chav' for one blog entry!


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