Who are they protecting again?!
Just thought I'd share this little amusing scene that happened earlier today…
So, I'm sat on a bench, eating my Subway Melt (mmmmmm…), and on another bench nearby there are sat a woman sat with (I assume) her son, and a (I assume again) friend. Over by a nearby tree is (I assume once more) her younger son, crying and throwing a tantrum, and the mother and friend is ignoring him. Anyway, her older son stands up and, for whatever reason, kicks his brother (quite, but not very, hard) in the back. This causes a woman stood nearby to shout at the older child–
"Oi! What do you think you're doing?"
followed after a brief pause by this classic –
"If you do that again I'll report you to the RSPCA!"
(I know, the RSPCA and NSPCC are SO easily confusable…...)
Cue the mother and friend bursting into laughter despite being worn out seconds ago and a woman shouting at her son. I admit, I nearly choked on my Melt on overhearing it…..