June 16, 2006

Chavs 'Sleeping' on Trains

Right, maybe its just me, but has anyone else noticed that, at the slightest hint of any tiredness on any form of Public Transport, Chavs always rest their heads in this exact position? (That's me by the way, doing a demonstration, not a chav).

Chavs Slepping on Trains

It's something I've been noticing for a while, but when I was on a train earlier today, two of the species got on, sat opposite each other, and within minutes were both obviously so knackered that they needed to go to sleep, which, being a Mathematician I found interesting, as they were in almost exact symmetry with one another!

I don't think that they're actually able to sleep in any other position besides this one – if you do see one doing something different, let me know! Good old Chavs, who need to copy each other to the extent that they sleep in the same position as each other…..

Oh, one more things thats intriguing me at the moment – what's with this other Chav fad of walking round with your phone in your hand (or even worse, round your neck) playing out loud (minus headphones) the latest faddy, crap dance/R 'n' B song at a volume loud enough for the entire street/shop/bus/train/town to hear? It's never any good music either! I assume it's just all a part of this Chav culture of showing you like all the same stuff as all of your friends, regardless of whether it's actually any good…

Anyway, that's enough over–use of the word 'Chav' for one blog entry!

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  1. John Suanders

    Phwoar :–D

    You get the full five COR BLIMEYs from John o'er ere!

    More often than not I find that they start shouting at innocent bystanders (including myself, several times, but I just tell them to fuck off and move on – they really don't like that, wonder why!?), but I know what you mean… They make a big show of the fact that they're knackered…

    Having fun? I sure am, the highlight of my day was a trip to tesco with my dear mum – ahh I don't miss doing a shop for myself :–D

    16 Jun 2006, 23:03

  2. Oh yes, that's another thing. When I was on the train back home earlier this term, some chavs started pricking about with the vestibule doors, attempting to give each other paper cuts with their tickets, and throwing stuff at each other, including a lolly stick which landed on my lap. Chose not to say anything as I thought it'd be a waste of breath.

    Anyway, I've been catching up on some travelling this week, today I ended up in Nottingham on my Rover ticket…...

    17 Jun 2006, 00:02

  3. John

    dude they have been playing music outta their phones on public transport for the last couple of years(well at least in bham anyway). When phones could hold like one/two songs then they used to just play them over and over again.

    17 Jun 2006, 03:37

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