Did Tom Cruise™ fall over and hit his head on Xenu™?
Writing about web page http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruis...s?autoplay=true
Just to make my feelings on the "Church" of Scientology™ perfectly clear:
It's a dangerous cult created by an outrageous, lying conman (L. Ron Hubbard™). If you'd like to know more, then please visit Operation Clambake.
I was linked to this video today and it is one of the most bizarre series of clips I've encountered on the internet (recently). I'm not going to host the video - I wouldn't put it past them to send teams of ravenous lawyers funded by their giant scamology™ after even a poor student like myself - but here it is:
Tom Cruise is a catchphrase machine.
Disclaimer - Tom Cruise, Black sweaters, Scientology, The Church of Scientology, This picture, Half of Hollywood, Old Mother Hubbard, Thetans, Operating Thetans, Crazy Xenu Rubbish, E-meters and a bunch of other crazy shit are all probably trademarks of the Church of Scientology.
This man is the first thing people think of when they hear my surname… thanks Xenu.
20 Jan 2008, 01:15
You could always become a Scientologist. Feel free to come along to Tottenham Court Road. They’ll assault you and drag you in to watch a “Free Movie”.
20 Jan 2008, 08:55
If the movie is Battlefield Earth I might go on a killing spree.
22 Jan 2008, 03:10
Dan Rand
Hey there. Thought i’d just leave a comment. That video is fucking scary- he just bursts out laughing after answering his own questions with answers like “We just…. Know… Yeah, we know” He’s a bloody nut job, and the rest of his mental-assylum cult are too. Me and a few friends are off to scout out their church in York, England tomorrow, before we go for a proper deomnstration. These people are dangerous, unpredictable fanatics, as dangerous, or in fact more dangerous, than any islamic extremist. Any terrorist can cause damage, but they are not fucking our governments and busninesses from within. The terrorists don’t go around sueing people to shit, and raping their websites. I hope one day the Islamic extremeists declare war on scientology… That i would LOVE to see.
09 Feb 2008, 17:39
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