All entries for Sunday 24 December 2006

December 24, 2006

...in a Beijing net cafe.

Two friends discussing (what else?) but intercourse. Daniel is Greek, the other is not:

John: So Dan, have you had sex yet?

Daniel: Yep. Had a girlfriend in Southampton and crazy karaoke sex in Shanghai.

John: Woo interesting. But how about those girls you introduced me to in Greece last time we were there?

Daniel: Dude, nah…. just… nah….

John: But man… they were Greek. They were hot! They had breasts… and vaginas…

Daniel: ...and moustaches.

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Oops. Merry Christmas everyone! (25th here in China already :P )

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