June 02, 2005

Z List Celebrity Rents Stiller Comedy DVD Shock!

Well it's hardly The Sun's headline tomorrow, but hey. The process of revision drives one to do things that one does not normally do, like use the correct pronoun for the third person singular or trek all the way up Parade to rent a DVD. Stupid me for being the one with the video shop rental card, hence I do the treking and everyone else does the 2 minute (less than if we leave the midgets at home) hop to Costcutter for sweets. It's probably safer than having Housemate:Els trek to the Blockbuster in south Leam but she has a car. A car y'hear me. A car.

I still can't spell initiaive initiative correctly first time. I need a thesaurus or to change degrees. I need to get more sleep and not blog crap at 1am. I need to stop interacting and being sociable and revise.

So I got spotted and stopped in the street when I was trundling along to get a Ben Stiller comedy on DVD (why oh why do I still call it the video shop?). Proper Z-list style, I am no one, the nutjobs of Big Brother are more relevant than me. And sure, you're now reading this and you know who you are and yeah I know this ain't a great entry but let's face it, getting stopped by someone you hardly know and informed that your blog has a readership beyind the freaks and weirdos who infest your one's kitchen is noteworthy when all you've done all day is fail to learn about the Jacobites.

So once more to all those who read this in that big world shaped thing, yeah it's not funny at the moment, and it's borderline educational at times, and yeah I am utterly inconsistent in which pronouns I use, but you're still here! You love it, you schlaaaaaaaags.

EU Constitution? What's that all about… no politics here gov.


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  1. Mathew Mannion

    I'm not a freak or weirdo… Am I? :/

    02 Jun 2005, 01:35

  2. Gordon R

    What? I haven't failed to learn about Jacobite history.

    02 Jun 2005, 13:37

  3. craig

    Your not a celebrity…. at all

    02 Jun 2005, 14:37

  4. I am a freak and a weirdo, i admit this.

    02 Jun 2005, 17:07

  5. Dave tCB

    I like the letter Z. Was the trek for the DVD worth it? We schlaaaaaaaaaags always want more, more, more from our celebs.

    02 Jun 2005, 17:26

  6. Pedant

    You are not incorrect to continue calling it the video shop since the advent of DVDs. Digital Versatile Discs are as much videos as VHS, there has merely been a change in preferred format.

    Jo Buick?

    03 Jun 2005, 00:03

  7. Laura

    I think you'll find it's all about the shleeeeeeeggggggggggggs actually Cruise ;)

    03 Jun 2005, 03:52

  8. Mat No Mat, you're the only sane one, honest.
    A Pedant Phew, that goodness for that, now I have another utterly pointless fact to use. Pedantry is good. And I don't know her surname but that could be correct. Cryptic.
    Laura Gotcha! Lurking without commenting, I knew you'd crack eventually.

    The problem with renting videos/DVDs is I gotta remember to take the bugger back or there's a nice fine to be had to add to my library fines. I am officially useless.

    03 Jun 2005, 09:54

  9. Gordon R

    Not entirely useless. I'm sure your housemates love it that you can make it up the parade and back within 15 minutes in your super speedy way.

    03 Jun 2005, 10:04

  10. Mathew Mannion

    I ready that as "super seedy way" first time

    03 Jun 2005, 14:27

  11. Carter

    Cruise, I've got an official Chesham Street A.S.B.O. for you. And it's only the elite which get them. Word, ma home.

    06 Jun 2005, 19:03

  12. Gordon R

    You know when you've been ASBO'd

    09 Jun 2005, 23:01

  13. re. initiative – "Roget's" lists "spunk" as an alternative word (how mature of me to find that out) – yes I'm phucking bored…
    it also lists "gumption" which is a great little word!!! (if holly can splel it :D)

    11 Jun 2005, 14:32


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