August 20, 2006

Two Years?

Intercepted message from two government departments, recorded this morning, 20th August 2006, using an mp3 player with a microphone built in.

Personally I find it hard two believe that after two years this blog has still not been shut down and its owner thrown in jail for a bazillion years. The crap which she writes has been polluting the impressionable minds of our youth for two long, and she has been sparking debate amongst people who would otherwise have allowed their brains to cease to perform higher functions thus making it easier for the Evil Conspiracy Which Wants Two Rule Us AllTM two do so.

Hollyzone must be stopped!

If we act now we can possibly stamp out this danger but it could well be two late. Two years have passed now and already she is more powerful than we hoped… in fact we had money on her losing interest within a month and a half.

But now it might be two late.

It is two late. It's been two late for a long long time...

Mwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


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  1. Moz

    Happy Birthday Hollyzone! Long may you continue to make us laugh and smile.

    20 Aug 2006, 22:55

  2. Mathew Mannion

    Say happy birthday to your mum for me please.

    :)

    20 Aug 2006, 23:05

  3. Happy Second Hollyday!

    Also, you should make sure you are around this week, because it's Natalie's birthday on Saturday, so you should visit the new Fort for fun, frolics, and alliteration.

    21 Aug 2006, 23:27

  4. Dave tCB

    Belated birthday greetings. Enjoying the madness. Btw what sort of job are you looking for that requires a swimming mask and shellsuit for? On second thoughts I'm not sure I want to hear the answer.

    23 Aug 2006, 23:37

  5. Aw, Happy Birthday Hollyzone And those government spies are right to be worried…you cannot be stopped!!! (and you have an army of commenters on standby in case they try!)

    25 Aug 2006, 10:55

  6. Happy belated birthday, Holly's blog. Long may you continue to pollute our minds.

    25 Aug 2006, 21:32

  7. Government Inspector Type

    Dear Miss Cruise,

    Don't worry, we're on the case. We're just a bit consumed with the permanent shut down of one Elspeth Kirkman. you're next.

    Yours sincerely,

    Middle Class Hero Government Offical Type Person. Rah.

    27 Aug 2006, 00:51

  8. Glad to hear someone's trying to deal with that Kirkman…

    28 Aug 2006, 18:05


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