Top Ten Tastiest Birds
It’s Thanksgiving, aka The Great American Warm Up For Christmas, and right now billions of turkeys are gobbling their last. It’s time then to stop for a moment and remember that, as we approach Christmas and turkey-geddon here in Europe, that turkey is just not as tasty as chicken. No really, it isn’t. As my good friend Finn says:
The tastiest part of the turkey is in the gravy, turkey is just a gravy delivery system.
Not that turkey is rubbish. In fact here are the top ten tastiest birds:
5. Penguin (non-chocolate bar)
10. Flying squirrel
And the five worst tasting birds:
3. Trafalgar Sq pigeon
5. Kiwi (not fruit or person with malfunctioning vowels)
Christmas would be a lot more interesting with Ostrich.