The Big Question
If it’s true that inside every fat person, there’s a thin person trying to get out, does this mean that the population of Britain is secretly 69.9 million?*
I’m not fatist. It’s just been in the news a lot recently…
*Current obesity rate in England is approx. 16.5%. This is extrapolated across Scotland, Wales and NI.
5 comments by 1 or more people
No, because the thin person is in a fat suit.
As such, when the thin person gets out there will be one thin person and a big wobbly skin. Very much like the Doctor Who episodes with the Slitheen.
18 Sep 2006, 23:16
No… The thin person inside the fatty most probably died a long time ago and, having failed to escape, was digested.
19 Sep 2006, 06:01
No, the population just needs 69.9 million seats.
19 Sep 2006, 10:04
Equally, inside every size zero model there must be a fattie wanting to get out and have something other than celery and laxatives for lunch. Y’know with every force having an equal but opposite force and the delicate balance of life and einstein and all that jazz…
and fyi, inside every small twig there is a hairy french transvestite stripper waiting to get out. it’s true.
23 Sep 2006, 18:05
so is that the reason for obesity…thin people are actually hiding inside other bigger-boned people, to make the other thin people look even thinner than they are..? it’s a huge organised movement, with the thin people taking it in turn to hide in the fatter people- say, one thin person doing a shift of three months at a time or so?
these thin people really are as evil and vain as i first thought they were…
26 Sep 2006, 01:19
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