July 02, 2005

Please Leave A Message After The Tone

Hi, it's Hollyzone here.

I'm afraid I'm in Holland for the next week. If you need me you can call me on 0800-HOLLAND and ask for the pale girl reading the Philip Pullman books (only a million years after everyone else read them).

  • Please collect any letters that get delivered to the Hollyzone, put the personal post in the box marked "Letters" and the bills in the bin marked "Bin."
  • Feel free to eat anything in the fridge but leave the pasta and rice as I might need carbohydrate when I get back.
  • I've set the video machine to record the BBC 10 O'Clock news on Wednesday as well as Tuesday's Big Brother and three other randomly determined programmes so I won't get behind on culture in this country.
  • If Manchester United purchase anyone interesting then please inform me.
  • Please organise yourselves to feed my cactus. Ignore it if it attacks you, it's a bit hyperactive.
  • I've left the keys under the cat and the milkman under the patio.

See you all soon.


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  1. Sadly, United are going to miss out on all the big names this summer. By sadly, I mean "not sadly", of course. I hope that Essien moves to the premiership, so I won't begrudge United acquiring him, although I fear that the player-devouring machine that is Chelski might get in there first. Otherwise, look forward to a summer of discontent.

    02 Jul 2005, 14:18

  2. Hallo! Did you learn anything new about Holland whilst there? I'd say Park is a nice purchase for ManU. What's so interesting about Big Brother on Tuesday, as opposed to any other day? So many questions… Don't forget to look up from your book (,) at times (,*) the Netherlands can be a lovely place!

    • Please use punctuation you feel appropriate

    02 Jul 2005, 14:32

  3. Enjoy Holland Holly!

    I just saw Pete Doherty kiss Elton John. Eurgh!

    02 Jul 2005, 15:14

  4. Yes! I'm not the only person in the world not to have read the Philip Pullman books. Well. For another week at least.

    On a vaguely related point he once walked past me when I was visiting a friend in Oxford. when she pointed it out I whooped and did a little dance shouting "I almost touched Philip Pullman!". Naturally she was mortified. So I did it again.

    Have a great time in holland. :)

    02 Jul 2005, 17:36

  5. What are we gonna do without Holly for a week? (get some work done??)

    03 Jul 2005, 07:56

  6. What happens if anyone interesting purchases Man United?

    04 Jul 2005, 01:34

  7. Dave tCB

    Will this mean your bloggings will be double dutch?

    04 Jul 2005, 20:41

  8. Gordon R

    On your return I'll give you a personal tour through the labrynth of the Social Studies building, What an offer, eh??!!

    05 Jul 2005, 14:01

  9. Amanda

    So it was you who killed the postman then…....

    08 Jul 2005, 10:56

  10. Amanda

    Foolish typo….should have read 'so it was you who killed the milkman then…...' sadly the moment has now passed and having to correct my attempt at humour has caused it to lose any ounce of funniness it may have had.

    10 Jul 2005, 03:10

  11. And here's me thinking you knew about the postman as well… shit, I have said too much.

    10 Jul 2005, 09:44


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