May 07, 2005

Normal Service Will Be Resumed

This is a general message to all those bored civilians who read this. More for the benefit of non-Warwick readers (as Warwick readers are also having to deal with this at the moment) I have to point out that it's exam time and I have assessed essays and looming exams so there will probably be a drop in the volume of Hollyzone entries to match the recent (and related) drop in quality of entries.

As you are clearly, by virtue of reading this, talented, witty, clever and articulate individuals (and you must be to keep up with my stream-of-conscious shite) then I'm sure you can mentally fill in the gaps and imagine these entries which I was going to write before I realised I have no time.

  • Malcolm Glazer is a twat and should stay away from my club.
  • Long distance running: Fun, healthy and contagious. Though less fun in winter.
  • Why being pale makes you "interesting" in winter but akin to a plague victim in summer.
  • Do cacti have feelings and if so why does mine treat me good one day and bad the next?
  • Why are all grammar nazis science students?
  • How To Cook For Students 2: Duck a l'orange with truffles and shallots, served on a base of white wine sauce, with lightly flambeed raspberry coule for dessert.

Maybe there'll be some inspiration soon. Hasta la vista, innit?

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  1. Ciao ciao ;-)

    07 May 2005, 18:53

  2. Wes Walker

    Flambéed raspberry coulis… sounds a bit minging I'm afraid, Hol!

    See you at some stage this week for our shoe expedition!!

    07 May 2005, 20:19

  3. Dave the Cardboard Box

    Stay cool. Ignore Henry Ford: "History is more or less bunk.

    07 May 2005, 22:12

  4. True story, the first line of my personal statement on my UCAS application form was:

    History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.

    James Joyce

    It got me four good offers and two rejections so the gamble paid off… And Henry Ford also said

    People can have the Model T in any color – so long as it's black.

    He was an interesting man.

    07 May 2005, 23:01

  5. Henry Ford said a lot of things. Don't we all.
    He was also left-handed, which at least doubles his coolness.

    Awesome personal statement :-)

    08 May 2005, 00:36

  6. Pah. Exams.

    I may steal some of your suggested entries though.

    Particularly the one about looking like a plague victim if you're pale in summer.

    08 May 2005, 10:42

  7. All grammar nazis may be science students, but not all science students are grammar nazis.

    I really should do some work. Damn blogs!

    08 May 2005, 11:39

  8. Andrew: That is true. The non-grammar-Nazis generally can't spell though. Or can spell, but have shoddy grammar.

    08 May 2005, 18:07

  9. Gordon R

    I am a real stickler for good grammar and good spelling. I am, however, neither a science student nor a grammar Nazi. I think that was a well written sentence. However, any mistakes made by Holly are excused as she makes me laugh. A simple contingent relationship.

    08 May 2005, 19:48

  10. Nope holly, i dont think i shall attempt football soon, unfortunately…. BUTBUTBUTTHIS IS THE BEST SEASON TO PLAY IN…. CRY

    Say hello to all your housemates for me… hows the contageous being doing? Still mumpy?

    ps.i hate back problems

    09 May 2005, 11:40

  11. Gordon R

    Are you there?

    09 May 2005, 21:30

  12. well, cruise, it seems our random friend has taken quite a shine to you. i hope i don't find myself getting…. sinisterly jealous?

    on another note, exams schmexsmams. tell us some jokes.

    09 May 2005, 22:55

  13. Nurgh…

    I was… it was Top B… and there were people, so many people and they were all drunk. And they were asking me "how do you stand being around drunk people?" and I wanted to scream at them "I do alright until they start asking that particular question constantly!"

    Oh great, a sinister jealous type stalking me from afar. I wish I knew some jokes but all I know are the hopeless reams of incredible tiredness. Good thing too, as all my friends are gonna drop dead young of liver failure so at least I'll be joining them with my sleep deprivation.

    Tomorrow morning I'll be less incoherent and find this comment surreal. Oh good, I'm already destined for confusion.

    Falls asleep in trousers on bed

    10 May 2005, 02:24

  14. Gordon R

    I was merely looking to have brief chat before I went to bed at a sensible time. And now my body clock is back to normal which meant I could get up at 7.30, rather than going to bed at that time. and let me just quickly switch over to Eimear's way….

    10 May 2005, 08:36

  15. Sleep is over-rated!!

    Good luck with revision, hon!

    10 May 2005, 19:01

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