No Cruise? You Lose?
It's election time and if it's anything like it was last year then the blogs (free from the censorship that the Boar suffers from (and Raw and WTV keep complaining that they would suffer from if only someone cared enough to make them suffer)) are choked with election propaganda, campaign diaries and waffle. So I'm wading in early to say:
No Cruise? You Lose!
Yes, I am not running for anything and the only people who are losing out are you! Yes, you unlucky people are going to be devoid of my charismatic leadership and devastating good looks, at least in a sexy schmexy sabb role.
Anyway just to rub it in I'm going to publish my campaign posters, hahaha.
You lot will have to cope without my leadership. Oh well, tough shit, eh?