Irrelevant Degree Related Crap II – The Claw
Follow-up to Irrelevant Degree Related Crap I from Hollyzone
My right hand won't work. It was forced to scribble over 3000 words in three hours earlier in the name of examination. It hurts and this is taking ages to type as my left hand is somewhat useless. It's become The Claw, a useless handlike appendage of no real use. The most annoying thing is it would only have been about 2500 words if I could spell
initiave initiatuve initiative first time. As it was there was a nice neat line of scribbled out attempts to write the bastarding word which upped my wordcount I'm sure.
So wherein lies the problem?
Everything I revised came up. I was spoiled for choice. Ergo nothing else I revise on any other paper will come up. I am now officially screwed. No doubt they'll serve up my Spanish paper only for me to realise it's been done in Portugese or Latin or Swahili. And European World will only have those really bloody boring modules about… erm… well, stuff so dull I didn't even listen. And as for British Electoral Politics…
Falls asleep on desk
4 comments by 1 or more people
Imagine my chagrin in studying a module I can't spell the name of:
asthetics aesetics aestethicsAesthetics.
29 May 2005, 02:29
Keep going Holly, you can do it!
Or, you can use you left hand next time, and not only produce an illegible paper but be able to become "The Penguin" and go underground and start your own crime curcuit!
29 May 2005, 22:27
Holly, don't worry about EW, you're guaranteed a question on each seminar. And don't bother WRITING in the exams, just draw some more pictures and you'll get a first!
Best of luck
30 May 2005, 18:57
please don't say that. I halfheartedly believe in jinxes, especially where doomed exam papers are concerned.
31 May 2005, 17:30
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