May 28, 2005

Gallery Of Doom

Oi, this is a quick shout out to my eejit friends to say that I've put up the photos of Niamh and Boz's birthday party. Sadly due to me forgetting I had my camera with me for most of the night I missed capturing any evidence of the following:

  • Amanda being too shitfaced to stand up.
  • Els spilling an entire bottle of absinthe.
  • PJ being a hunk of burning man love!
  • Cara's mum singing "chardonay, chardonay" repeatedly.
  • Boz. Yes I know it was your birthday party but you avoided the camera all night.
  • Niamh introducing Gloria to Gaynor.
  • Lisa's rapidly degenerating pool skills.
  • Wes and Mitch (who sensibly ran away early).
  • Imogen falling asleep on top of a refuse container outside her house for between two and five hours depending on who you ask.
  • Callum. In general, but specifically being even less able to stand than Amanda.
  • My house after I had to find room for eight people to sleep in it.

Now post abuse below you twats.

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  1. Mathew Mannion

    You suck, your mum, etc etc.

    28 May 2005, 21:27

  2. Dave the Cardboard Box

    Fizzy wine, red wine, beer drinking since 4..p.m. Lyric test "isn't it a nobby one and just the proper style" Elvis has left the building…...

    28 May 2005, 22:44

  3. You suck your mum

    would be more insulting, shhhhurely?

    29 May 2005, 01:28

  4. Steve Curran

    But also fairly improbable.

    29 May 2005, 01:41

  5. I wouldn't be so sure. Holly's mum is suckable, I should know [wonders if mother-fucking jokes are still in vogue].

    29 May 2005, 02:37

  6. Motherfucking jokes will never go out of fashion but I must apologise as my mum has very high standards which hardly anyone fulfills. She is as classy as I am not…

    29 May 2005, 12:23

  7. That's why she keeps phoning me. Could you get her to stop doing that, please?

    29 May 2005, 12:30

  8. Steve Curran

    To be fair, Hol, if drunken people who're bigger than you keep jumping on you when you turn your back on them (which is how things seem to be going for you lately), you're not really in a position to exercise quality control anyway.

    29 May 2005, 12:41

  9. I think after that night I probably have seen more than I wish to in this life. I shall now give up on my feeble attempts at revision and go off to become a hermit in the park, sneaking out at night to survive on cast-away Viallis.

    How did you manage to fit 8 people in your house?

    29 May 2005, 12:45

  10. Andy I don't know. Somehow our house defied the laws of physics (just to piss off the two physicists who live here I think) and we coped.
    Steve Plus ca change, innit?
    Adrienne My mum's visiting me tomorrow. I'll pass on any messages.

    29 May 2005, 23:34

  11. niiiiiamh

    it certainly is a gallery of doom :) pj DEFINETLY is a hunk of good old irish man love!!!! :D
    god bless the irish. sorry about all the ppl at your house.. els was telling me the other day how she really fancied my brother and wanted him to stay in the bed with her!!!!

    30 May 2005, 21:03

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