And I've Seen All I'll Ever Need
Sabbs stripping to the point were I can now utter the sentence "I've seen Andy Cox's cock and so have 2000 other people". Some of those people were bidding money for the privilege. There are gonna be a few people tomorrow waking up the realisation that they've bought Kat Stark and are now gonna have to feed her and look after her and give her cigarettes and stuff.
My housemates wanted to buy Carly Braddock but i) They are useless and do useless things like crash into Porshes and rack up repair bills and have no money, and ii) I worked with her at Easter so it could be a bit weird if random work person who you don't really know except as 'That Useless Girl At Work' (my housemates' uselessness is more contagious than mumps) buys you. Even if you did flash your tits at us.
We have also located Housemate:Katie after she popped out for a quick chat with someone. Three days ago. And, in what may or may not be a coincidence (but which probably is a coincidence) my knee is now sufficiently not swollen for me to think it's a good idea to play football again. Leicester De Montfort on Wednesday. One of their deadly weapons is their striker Siobhan Donohoe, whose sister Niamh is one of our strikers. Apparently the secret is to pull her hair extentions. You never get this in mens' football… or do you?