November 16, 2004

And I've Seen All I'll Ever Need

Sabbs.

Sabbs stripping.

Sabbs stripping to the point were I can now utter the sentence "I've seen Andy Cox's cock and so have 2000 other people". Some of those people were bidding money for the privilege. There are gonna be a few people tomorrow waking up the realisation that they've bought Kat Stark and are now gonna have to feed her and look after her and give her cigarettes and stuff.

My housemates wanted to buy Carly Braddock but i) They are useless and do useless things like crash into Porshes and rack up repair bills and have no money, and ii) I worked with her at Easter so it could be a bit weird if random work person who you don't really know except as 'That Useless Girl At Work' (my housemates' uselessness is more contagious than mumps) buys you. Even if you did flash your tits at us.

We have also located Housemate:Katie after she popped out for a quick chat with someone. Three days ago. And, in what may or may not be a coincidence (but which probably is a coincidence) my knee is now sufficiently not swollen for me to think it's a good idea to play football again. Leicester De Montfort on Wednesday. One of their deadly weapons is their striker Siobhan Donohoe, whose sister Niamh is one of our strikers. Apparently the secret is to pull her hair extentions. You never get this in mens' football… or do you?


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  1. I have ended up with carly braddock!

    i'm gonna need people to keep reminding me!

    what have i done?

    link

    eek!

    16 Nov 2004, 01:27

  2. Cheers, mate, nice to feel loved! :D

    16 Nov 2004, 02:34

  3. Hey Matt – at least if you're gonna blog your account of the evening then let everyone read it! Permission Denied – Doh!

    16 Nov 2004, 02:48

  4. With mens footy it's not a case of pull their hair, more go in with your foot crotch high and see if they move.

    And thankfully I was nowhere near the scene when Cox's pippins were on view to the world.

    16 Nov 2004, 04:44

  5. sorry, but this is the largest amount of money i have paid out in one go so far at uni!

    it scares me! thats all.

    now i need to find a use for carly.

    16 Nov 2004, 12:02

  6. Having worked with her earlier in the year, I can tell you that she's quite good at telling me to move chairs around.

    16 Nov 2004, 17:40

  7. Unkwown

    I didn't know she had tits

    16 Nov 2004, 18:45

  8. that was a bit harsh, surely every woman has "pippins

    16 Nov 2004, 22:13

  9. And I didn't know that's how you spell the word 'Unknown'... Mind you, considering the intellectual level of your comment (on top of your spineless refusal to identify yourself), I guess shouldn't really expect any better.

    16 Nov 2004, 22:19

  10. Sorry, can somebody please explain to me what all this is about?

    16 Nov 2004, 23:01

  11. Sadly not I'm afraid. I don't really understand it myself.

    16 Nov 2004, 23:19

  12. My comment was directed at whoever 'Unkwown' is, if that makes any more sense?

    16 Nov 2004, 23:39

  13. Unknown aka Unkwown

    Apologies for any offence caused, of cause our welfare officer has “tits” , as it was crudely described. The comment was merely made in jest and I assumed no one would take it seriously. It would appear I was mistaken. Forgive me and simply put it down to a drunken comment and a lapse of concentration in my typing.

    17 Nov 2004, 00:40

  14. On my blog there is no criticism allowed of other people's spelling. I can't spell so I don't expect anyone else to be able to, hehehe…

    17 Nov 2004, 00:43

  15. How about personal attacks on other people, drunken or not? Are they allowed on your blog?

    17 Nov 2004, 09:32

  16. probably not.

    depends if people care about those comments, surely?

    17 Nov 2004, 11:57

  17. William. It was a joke. Let the poor man go.

    17 Nov 2004, 19:00

  18. I'm not deleting the above 'insult' as it was far too ridiculous to be taken seriously and others on here have flamed it enough.

    Flame grilled.

    17 Nov 2004, 22:02

  19. 3/10 for that flame.

    Anyway… what happened in the football?

    18 Nov 2004, 02:32

  20. Disaster really. Siobhan scored within 3 imutes to open up a minor rout. 13–0 in the end to DMU. You can tell it was bad cos I got joint player of the match with our centre back and I'm the goalkeeper…

    I ache all over today.

    18 Nov 2004, 15:32

  21. Ugh..
    … can't believe you mentioned the porsche incident! :p

    06 Jan 2005, 16:55


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