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April 27, 2006

The State Of English Football

Dear all those people who are moaning about the England manager's job going to a foreigner,

You might be upset at the chance of Big Phil Scolari getting the job. I think it would be a good thing, but that's not the point. The point is you tend to moan, then list the English managers who would be better for England in a patriotic sense (the fact that no English candidate is as good Big Phil is irrelevant) and the list is usually the same

Alan Curbishly

Sam Allardyce

Stuart Pearce

Martin O'Neill

Citizens, I hate to be the bringer of bad news but there's something you need to know about Martin O'Neill

NOT ENGLISH!!!
NORTHERN IRISH!!!
NOT ENGLISH!!!
COMES FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY!!!
NOT ENGLISH!!!

Now stop using him to justify curious notions of English patriotism. I'd rather win the World Cup than have a crap but English manager…

Yours,
Hollyzone's football department.

PS This has nothing to do with Manchester United fans wanting O'Neill as our next manager. Honest.


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