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July 02, 2005

Please Leave A Message After The Tone

Hi, it's Hollyzone here.

I'm afraid I'm in Holland for the next week. If you need me you can call me on 0800-HOLLAND and ask for the pale girl reading the Philip Pullman books (only a million years after everyone else read them).

  • Please collect any letters that get delivered to the Hollyzone, put the personal post in the box marked "Letters" and the bills in the bin marked "Bin."
  • Feel free to eat anything in the fridge but leave the pasta and rice as I might need carbohydrate when I get back.
  • I've set the video machine to record the BBC 10 O'Clock news on Wednesday as well as Tuesday's Big Brother and three other randomly determined programmes so I won't get behind on culture in this country.
  • If Manchester United purchase anyone interesting then please inform me.
  • Please organise yourselves to feed my cactus. Ignore it if it attacks you, it's a bit hyperactive.
  • I've left the keys under the cat and the milkman under the patio.

See you all soon.


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