All entries for February 2006
February 18, 2006
we made a chicken! his name is squeeks! harvest moon will fuck me up.
two chickens made ANOTHER chicken. MIRACLE of nature.
a door on the great wall of china?
jodie marsh's mimsy?
nay! a blog from me, your resident, snuffling, partially pierced and dodgily dyed blogstress. word.
looking over old blogs of times past, we've really let standards slip around here. or maybe it's just me. i used to look forward to blogging, now i only read two or three people on my favourites list (haha, figure it out yourselves… i'm making INTERNET DRAMA) and the rest have fallen to the wayside, crippled by their own content.
make it SNAPPY. make it FUNNY. make it NOW, ZAP and POW.
i made it today: a cold beating combination of honey, jif lemon and chambord which i sip with heart and say, ha! beechams! you lack the critical ingredient: GOTH JUICE.
now i await the arrival of my dinner, and sneeze, and wonder how many pints of mucus a person can produce in 24 hours. also i bite my various appendages with harvest moon withdrawal and wonder – how is it i am come to this, wanting little more than to feed, brush and buzzle my gamecube cow?
February 13, 2006
it's no damn use, i'll have to see the mighty boosh again.
front row and centre!
now, i'm the kind of girl who wants to see more live performance than she does. money is generally the prohibiting factor. however, i need to watch myself – because every time i go to see comedy (and to a lesser extent, theatre) i get hot and bothered over one of the performers. it just happens. i fall in love with the glamour, or the sweat, or the corpsing.
julian aka howard moon gave the front row a good hard looking at yesterday, and i swear every twinkly-eyed second of that stare made me blush. lame! most other girls were giggling over noel aka vince noir, rock and roll star, but while i'd quite like to get drunk with the man, i can't possibly explain what i'd like to do to julian.
i caught a paper plane.
ooh, my ears are going red even talking about it. whee!
February 06, 2006
Writing about web page http://www.telltalegames.com/comics/samnmax/?permalink=8367058FE9CC052C2FEB69468A83EE4C.txt
sam and max are back.
there is joy, sometimes.
February 04, 2006
Writing about web page http://www.glennferon.com/portfolio1/index.html
i mean, what the hell.
just. god, i'm inarticulate with indignance.
what a crock of shit.
no wonder celebrities get an inflated sense of how good looking they are, and no wonder internet males have such incredible, insane standards of beauty. there are only a couple of men on there, and neither of them were really altered, but most of these women look like monsters.