All entries for Saturday 18 February 2006
February 18, 2006
we made a chicken! his name is squeeks! harvest moon will fuck me up.
two chickens made ANOTHER chicken. MIRACLE of nature.
a door on the great wall of china?
jodie marsh's mimsy?
nay! a blog from me, your resident, snuffling, partially pierced and dodgily dyed blogstress. word.
looking over old blogs of times past, we've really let standards slip around here. or maybe it's just me. i used to look forward to blogging, now i only read two or three people on my favourites list (haha, figure it out yourselves… i'm making INTERNET DRAMA) and the rest have fallen to the wayside, crippled by their own content.
make it SNAPPY. make it FUNNY. make it NOW, ZAP and POW.
i made it today: a cold beating combination of honey, jif lemon and chambord which i sip with heart and say, ha! beechams! you lack the critical ingredient: GOTH JUICE.
now i await the arrival of my dinner, and sneeze, and wonder how many pints of mucus a person can produce in 24 hours. also i bite my various appendages with harvest moon withdrawal and wonder – how is it i am come to this, wanting little more than to feed, brush and buzzle my gamecube cow?