All entries for Sunday 06 March 2005

remember ember ember

it's my birthday party on wednesday. still not sure where it's going to be, but get thine asses to it, pronto. even if you don't really know me – reply to this entry with something marvellous and i shall welcome you into my fold [ew].

the bathroom:

do i bathe? dare i brave the bathroom?
should i cave – and seek the steam therein?
my skin enflamed! seeks the bubbling waters
of a green and pink bath
which reeks of cillit bang
not a place you'd let your daughter in.

the toothpaste stains ring the sad remainder
of the rolled up tube upon the shelf
the bin with tissues frilled reeks of danger
naked toilet rolls around the loo
a cold and heartless place to take a poo
for the toilet roll has long since hung itself.

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