Who writes this stuff?

Hi. My name’s Gwen Kent, and I am an undergraduate in my second year studying English Literature and Creative Writing. My birth was apparently easy, so mum tells me. I have a brother who’s very smart. My favourite food is macaroni cheese, although I love couscous, too. I’m fond of animals, and compassion, and people good at empathising. I don’t like pressure, or being alone. I enjoy receiving bunches of flowers and chocolate.