All entries for December 2005
December 01, 2005
Last week saw the Warwick Women's seconds put in another enormously fluorescent performance, in a home game against Stafford. Straight from the kickoff, Warwick played quietly, baffling Stafford with a display of fluorescent resilience. Warwick's Emma 'Boz' Boswood limped intimidatingly around the opposition, entertaining Stafford's Angela Castlemaine, before passing suggestively to Emma 'Boz' Boswood. She lined up and took the shot. Stafford's goalkeeper Michelle Baileys decided she was going to take up playing croquet instead, and Warwick had scored. At half time, Warwick captain Emma 'Boz' Boswood decided she was going to take up playing 20+1 instead, whilst Winnie Sia was brought on for Clare Astbury, who claimed to be hungover. Following an awesomely hilarious foul by Stafford's Sarah Castlemaine, Harriet Husbands was substituted for Gloria Radici, who was clearly suffering from a fractured groin. The unfortunate bristler was quickly hurried to Kelsey's. Warwick's Emma 'Boz' Boswood hurtled around in circles and down the pitch, amusing Stafford's Tequila Absinthe, before passing quietly to Chris 'Foxy' Fox. She took careful aim and kicked the ball towards the goal scarier than a demented zebra. Stafford's goalkeeper Michelle Baileys wished she'd never joined the team, and Warwick had scored. The game ended with a 4-all draw. The title of Warwick woman of the match has to go to Ros Goodfellow, whose beautiful perfomance and awesome speed may one day see her cleaning toilets for Arsenal.