All entries for Friday 22 October 2004
October 22, 2004
My housemate Rob really is a muppet.
Now, i really like him (Rob you know i do) however this entry is blogworthy of one of your typical days:
Rob woke up on Wednesday morning, and having been out late the previous night, decided to sleep a bit more.
When he woke up the second time he was late.
So he had breakfast. Very fast. No dishes. Not today. And he was already late for his only lecture that day.
So he grabbed his coat and bag and ran out to catch the bus.
But whilst waiting for the bus he realised he didnt have his buspass.
He couldnt get on the bus for his lecture without his buspass, the bus driver refused to have him on. He also didnt have his uni card. He didnt have his credit card. He didnt have any money either to get into uni, it was all in his wallet.
He didnt have his wallet. And he didnt have his keys.
So he ran to the bus deposit and asked desperately whether a wallet had been found the previous night or day. None was found.
And he was sure he hadnt been mugged.
So he ran back home to look for his wallet. He didnt have his keys.
And finally after a while someone opened his door. But no wallet was found in his room, kitchen, living room, bathroom or landing.
So out he went to cancel his card.
Out he went to the bank and in a second his card was annulled in case his wallet had been found by a nasty evil passerby.
Just to clear it up, he's missed his leture by now. So he's now waiting by his door for someone to open it after endless minutes of doorbell ringing.
He's out of his mind.
He's in his room. He has searched his room again after his housemate incite him to do so. Nothing.
He goes for a drink of water on his nightstand. He looks at the alarmclock to check the time…
behind the alarmclock quietly and undisturbed his wallet. Untouched since the night before.
Oh Rob, you muppet!