Mmmm Heathrow Terminal 3 is so pretty, or not, thanks to the wonder that is T-mobiles RipOff 'n' Go service I am able to access the internet wirelessly, which is fun. So, what's happened so far today?
Got up at 5:30 to the sound of exceedinly religiouso singing from my radio… an interesting start. Proceeded to Stansted Airport bus station which, i tell you now, is THE mingingest place, in the world, ever. Wiated there for 30 minutes then got on the bus to heathrow. Managed to pick the seat with a big spike sticking into my back and a very loudly snoring man behind me.
Listened to Wicked and Avenue Q on the way.
Got to heathrow on time (Wooo) and was checked in and through baggage control within around 20 minutes. Interestingly the reliduculous array of drugs, pressurised cans, electrical impliments and pointy things in my bad didn't seem to worry the X-ray guys too much, perhaps a sign that they simply dont watch the x-ray machines and just pull over anyone who happens to look scary.
Went to the lounge to find somewhere to eat, as yet haven't found anywhere but i only give myself a maximum of 5 minutes wandering around like a loon before i sit down and do something that makes me look clever instead. Also have to find a book, was interested by the sex books section in the travel bookshop, surely not a HUGE amount of use on a plane (one can only adopt so many positions in the loo).
Anyway, must off and find some food. You may hear from me again soon (it's very boring)