All entries for March 2005

March 17, 2005


This one is for you Kat…

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

They aren't going to get any better I'm afraid

March 16, 2005


What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing, it just waved


Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing

March 14, 2005


I was working in an psychiatric hospital as a waiter, and a conversation with one of the inmates went as follows:

Do you have any crisps?

Yes, what flavour would you like Sir?

Helicopter, please

I'm sorry, we only have plane

(True story)

After 4 in a row I am now running out of jokes, but I will make sure I put a new one up each day. If you take the time to learn these jokes for the next 100 days, then you will be able to start your own christmas cracker business. I will of course be taking a 30% cut of the profits

What the hell?

Still being new to all this I have a question. How the hell do I find out the 'latest entries' or 'hot topics'? Have these just completely disappeared? What is the best way to get the most out of viewing blogs? Surely you don't just look at your friends' entries?

I expect I am missing something quite obvious


  • What did the Oyster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle


  • Why are pirates the scourge of the seven seas?

Because they yaarrrrrrrr

(This joke does not work on paper)


  • A scarecrow won a nobel prize; experts say he was out standing in his field

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