All entries for Wednesday 20 April 2005
April 20, 2005
Ok so I didn't live up to my promise of providing a joke a day, but here is one…
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''
The woman replied, ''Ok honey, why? Are you taking me with you?''
The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''
(Feel free to insert gender reversal to avoid sexual stereotyping)