a little words about S–E–X
I am having a whole day classes today, and it is 4:40 in the morning…
I found the following from Mark
it is kinda interesting…Madison is nice place but sth's missing…that's Top BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB…
K, let's see the interesting…
Lets talk SEX…
- You should have sex on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving, (away to NY and WashingtonDC with friends, not bf)
Today. (today's Tuesday, got whole day classes)
Every Thucking day!
(god damn it, that's like every day, a full-time job)
- Sex is:
like Nokia (connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
like me (too good to be true)
(Am I right, or am I left?)
- Top 10 Places to have sex:
In your bed
In your parents bed
In their car
On a washing machine, while running ????
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain ????
- Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies
In a car… WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In front of all of your family
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
In your dirty basement
In the street
- Top three things to say before having sex:
I love you (but only if you mean it)
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE…
- Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
Is this gunna hurt?
Sure… I've done this thousands of times…
Are you sure it's on there?
- Top 3 things to say after sex:
Are you sure this was your first time?
Wanna do it again?
- Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
That was IT??
I think I hear my mom calling me… see ya!
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!