Zhou is Dying
The owner of this blog is dying of a horrible, horrible illness. So I – the Bob – am taking over. Of course, he claims it's just a mild case of the cold/flu. But I know better. Poor thing. He should be taken out of his misery.
out of my way peacefully passed on, I'll be taking full charge. As such, I will be overseeing a bold new direction for this blog. Never again shall such potential be wasted! I will use this humble site to craft the world in my own image. All power shall be mine! Mine!
Also, no more of this liberal, anti-war, anti-Bush rubbish. Compassionate conservatism forever!