All entries for Monday 16 May 2005
May 16, 2005
Writing about What lies behind your eyes? from Where the Mind roams free but the Heart stays true
Bob here. Zhou still isn't dead.
Now, let me vent my insensitive spleen.
To the people who post all those poll results on their blogs:
NO ONE CARES
Really, quit it. You are pushing people who actually produce their own content for their own blogs off the 'Latest Entries Page'. You are wasting server space with stupid copy and pastes when anyone who has enough fingers to click on a link can find out for themselves. You are making a fool of yourself.
I mean, think on it. What's the point? What are you saying to the big wide world here? That you can use google to find a bunch of quiz links? That your entire personality can be encompassed in a group of pointless stereotypes? That you are so scared of speaking for yourself, that you decide to let people judge you due to the arbitary, meaningless whims of a mindless cgi server side script?
You may be a beautiful butterfly. You may be a simple princess. But you are perverting the point of weblogs and making a bad impression of yourself, and that's a fact.
Thank you for reading.
The owner of this blog is dying of a horrible, horrible illness. So I – the Bob – am taking over. Of course, he claims it's just a mild case of the cold/flu. But I know better. Poor thing. He should be taken out of his misery.
out of my way peacefully passed on, I'll be taking full charge. As such, I will be overseeing a bold new direction for this blog. Never again shall such potential be wasted! I will use this humble site to craft the world in my own image. All power shall be mine! Mine!
Also, no more of this liberal, anti-war, anti-Bush rubbish. Compassionate conservatism forever!