All entries for Sunday 10 June 2007
June 10, 2007
Step 1: go bra shopping – never the funnest type of shopping.
Step 2: go into a lingerie shop – check no one you know sees you.
Step 3: walk round said shop, probably in circles because you’re like that.
Step 4: notice that all the shop assistants are now looking at you because you’re walking around in circles.
Step 5: hastily chose a bra that you would not mind purchasing so assistants stop looking at you.
Step 6: go to the changing rooms to try said bra on.
Step 7: panick because the bra fitter is someone you know from school.What can you do in this situation?
- run away? No, because then you look stupid and rude.
- have a nice long chat to them about bras? Erm, no, I think that the fact that I’m already embarassed about this pretty much means a big fat no.
- have a nice awkward hello and exchange of friendlies then hide in the changing room? Unfortunately, this might be the best option.
And so it happenned.